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Post by hellcomet on May 19, 2009 15:12:24 GMT -5
Patch "The virgin meat of the gods."
*Patch open the door to this food vendor and is greeted by the cheery face of the hostess.*
Hostess "Woh Ynam Ni Rouy Ytarp?"
Patch "Give me meat! Now! and beer all da damn beer cha got poozer."
Hostess "Tahw?"
Patch 'Meat, beer, potatos!"
Hostess "Reganam!"
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Post by jace on May 19, 2009 15:15:49 GMT -5
*Cowboy walks in an shoots her in thehead when she yelled and walked straight back to the kitchen ad bgan to scavnge for anything he could find, he even tossed a beer out to Patch*
"Head up!"
*then contnued shooting any one in his way*
"PATCH BEER MEAT AND POTATOS!!!"
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Post by hellcomet on May 19, 2009 17:51:57 GMT -5
*patch takes the beer and bust open the top and drinks heavily before entering the kitchen.*
Patch "Cha know? You kill alot of people. Not that im grudging ch or anything, shit id use to work for ol' fang face."
*He fills a plate up with food from the kitchen then exits to the dining room, he sits next to a scared family. and begins eating.*
Father "Esaelp on."
*Patch offers some lobster to a small boy whos cries into his mothers side in response.*
Patch "More fucking food for me."
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Post by jace on May 19, 2009 18:25:55 GMT -5
*Cowboy walked out with his own plate of food and sat across from patch and began to eat, he finished one plate, then two, three, four, five, he never gained a pound, he smiled and stuck a hose in his mouth and started swallowing*
"GOOD SHIT!"
*he smiled and went back to the kitchen for his sixth when the same siren came around the bend*
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Post by hellcomet on Aug 5, 2009 16:43:15 GMT -5
*The door opens and a well dress man enters his height set him only a few inches shorter then the giant Patch.*
Patch "da fuck?"
*Armed guards follow him as he approaches the two's table.*
Man "This game is over."
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Post by jace on Aug 8, 2009 12:40:39 GMT -5
*Cowboy stayed in the kitchen with his back against the wal so he could hear what was going on, he pulled out a strange long double barreled handgun, he loaded a black shell in on and a white shell in the other, he waited for either a que from patch or a single sight shot*
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Post by hellcomet on Aug 20, 2009 15:51:54 GMT -5
*patch rises to his full height glareing at the man.*
Patch "Wahcha gonna do?"
*The man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a sleek pistol.*
Man "Your under arrest."
*The guards raise their weapons and move forward.*
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Post by jace on Aug 20, 2009 22:20:50 GMT -5
*Cowboy rounded the corner and moved to shoot, first the man who pulled the pistol, his hand to drop the pistol, then the rest*
"Patch time to go!"
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Post by hellcomet on Sept 11, 2009 0:00:22 GMT -5
*Patch quickly stood up flipping the table as he did.*
Patch "Ey Cowboy ive a man some cover fire."
*The large knight darts for the kitchen. The cops begin to fire on him*
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Post by jace on Sept 11, 2009 0:15:48 GMT -5
*cowboy shot at the eyes of all the men firing figuring those who cant see shoot randomly, once Patch made it he found a back door and shot the lock out and barged through it, once patch made it through he fired at the stove untill it went up inflame and started to run*
"this is fucking nuts!"
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Post by hellcomet on Sept 11, 2009 0:20:00 GMT -5
Patch "Im use to having people attacking me but not with these hand catapults."
*One of the police cars hovers out side the back door its guns open up o the two. The leader of the police fires at them from the other side of the burning kitchen.*
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Post by jace on Sept 11, 2009 0:28:26 GMT -5
*He managed a chuckle in this hectic time* "There called guns Patch, black powder propelled metal balls" *Seeing the new car and cheif he looked around and then to patch*
"Were surrounded!"
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Post by hellcomet on Sept 11, 2009 0:37:23 GMT -5
Patch "Then i guess its time to eat, huh Akujiki?"
*Patch draws his great sword and slashs through the building towards the car. The blade extends and cuts through the wall and into the metal monster a small explosion send the car crashing.*
Patch " 'Ets get da fuke out of 'ere poozer."
*A quick jerk wrenches the blade retracts back to its normal size. The large man juggernauts out the back door as a bullet from the chief catches him in the shoulder.*
Patch "FUKE!"
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Post by jace on Sept 11, 2009 0:55:00 GMT -5
*Cowboy dove infront of Patch and continued to fire his gun at the chief until his clip was empty, he pulled a new one out and slapped it in and fired another shot this time at the sprinkler system, he ran forward taking a bullet to the ribs, a clean shot straight through, he dumped over the fryers full of oil and once they met the fire the whole place went up behind him, he ran out and gabbed patch, he wa sbleeding badly but alive for now*
Cowboy "we gotta go!"
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Post by hellcomet on Oct 6, 2009 12:09:35 GMT -5
Patch "Fuke ya!"
*The voice of the Time Broker echos in the cowboys head. 'YOUR TARGETS BEHIND YOU! KILL HIM, KILL HIM!'. Inside the building the Chief ejects his clip and heads toward the front door he reload as he kicks open the door and run towards the alley.*
Patch "Which way?"
*The bloods drips from his wound his veins seem to be bulging unnaturally. His eyes red with blood.*
Patch " 'Eft 'eft is good."
*The large man heads to the far end of the alley.*
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